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The Apprentice

So I’m sat here, pumped for my basketball game against Aston and I’m the first one here of course. No one, not one person is even a little early, sat here bored as anything and I think to myself, “well miles, when your pissed off you rant.” And I think “well what could I possibly rant about?” .. and then it happens. One of those people walk past. One of those people who walk along chatting away on their phone ON LOUD SPEAKER. One of those people who think they’re on the apprentice!

Why are they doing that?! She was holding the phone an inch from her face so its not like she could relax and be hands free because its on speaker! There is no excuse except for attention. They do it on the apprentice so THE CAMERA CAN HEAR TOO! Not because its cool or.something? So why is that stupid woman walking and talking with loud speaker on? IDGAF what your talking to your boring friend about and IDGAF that your on the phone. Yet you strut your stuff, with your phone an inch from your face (rather than a cm) and look at me as you pass in a way that says “yeah that’s right, I mean business because its on speaker).

Not a great rant but I’ve made.ky point. STOP IT EVERYONE!

Fucking Lecturers

‎”Sorry, I haven’t finished marking your assignments yet” … What? I hand it in 1 second behind the deadline and I’m capped at 40%?! However, if the lecturer behind the deadline no one cares! What gives him the right to just just decide “oh no, ill just push it back a little bit”. Is this a day or a decade?

I vote we cap his pay at 40% too! And that’s still plenty judging by the amount we pay to the number of hours of lectures we get! 3k = 8 hours per week. Thats a lot of money. Where the f**k is going?!

Lolly-Pop Girl

And while i was working on these fucking applications, just to the left of my screen was a (not fit) girl opposite me going down on a lolly pop. Seriously, i’ve never seen anything like it! Thought i was on brazzers(dot)com, not sat in the library! And even then this shit wouldn’t even be allowed on the internet because it was vicious as one man one jar!

And she didn’t go with the lolly-in-mouth-and-suck technique. Oh no, it was the tounge-out-and-aggressively-rub-lolly-on-tounge technique. Very efficient and not to mention how ‘aesthetically pleasing’ it is.